let me try something…

Other countries that aren’t America are stupid. People who live in countries that aren’t America are stupid and probably not even real people. The Olympics are stupid because we have to pretend that countries that aren’t America are not stupid, and act like we like them when we should probably be doing War on them. The Opening Ceremonies of the stupid Olympics are stupid because the people who are in them are not Americans and probably not really people, but here they are doing some stupid not American dance when meanwhile they should be dead because we did War on their stupid not American countries.

Mr. Hiatt, I can has job please?

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