Breakthroughs in conspiracy theorizing

It must be quite something to concoct a 9/11-truther conspiracy theory so ludicrous that other 9/11-truthers insist it must be a false flag operation meant to discredit the entire 9/11-truther industry. But somebody has managed to hurdle that bar:

I know it is preposterous to claim that the WTC was brought down by nukes but go check the definition of ‘Ground Zero’ in the old dictionaries you have at home.  You’ll find that there would only be one definition and it would be a place where a nuclear explosion has occurred.

After 9/11, the US government sent people round to every bookshop and public library on the planet to replace ALL the dictionaries with amended versions which have more definitions for ‘Ground Zero’. For example, the new versions (even of old editions) of the Merriam-Webster dictionaries have two extra definitions which are:
2: the center or origin of rapid, intense, or violent activity or change
3: the very beginning : SQUARE ONE

My favorite part is the bit I bolded. As LGM commenter joe from Lowell put it, “It’s not every day that you read something in which ‘Underground nuclear detonations caused the WTC collapse’ is not the author’s most absurd claim.”


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