Shaking hands with Hitler, that’s a paddlin’

ABOVE: US Senator John McCain (R-Moon Pie) prepares to mete out justice.
ABOVE: US Senator John McCain (R-Moon Pie) prepares to mete out justice.

We’re adding more Hitlers by the day:

But McCain said Obama should not have extended his hand to Castro.

“Of course not,” the senator said when asked. “Why should you shake hands with somebody who’s keeping Americans in prison? I mean, what’s the point?”

That’s when he added the Hitler comparison.

“Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler,” he said, referring to the British prime minister’s infamous handshake with the German dictator as Britain was negotiating Germany’s takeover of the Sudentenland. The agreement paved the way for the spread of Germany’s military across Europe.

I assume we’re rapidly approaching Hitler Singularity, when the number of Hitlers in the world is greater than the number of People Who Are Not Hitler, and the Hitlers start reproducing with one another to create Hitlers of an even purer essence. That’s got to be the end of human civilization right there.

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"...and he's Hitler, and Assad is Hitler, and the Iran guys are Hitler, and Putin is Hitler, and Hitler is Hitler, and...say, you're not Hitler too, are you?"
“…and he’s Hitler, and Assad is Hitler, and the Iran guys are Hitler, and Putin is Hitler, and Susan Rice is Hitler, and…say, you’re not Hitler too, are you?”

 

Author: DWD

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