You have the power (and also a free pizza and soda)

"Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude.  The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I'm sorry.  If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield.  You have the power."
“Hello, this is Homer Simpson, a.k.a. Happy Dude. The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I’m sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.”

Chevron blew up a couple fracking wells near Bobtown, PA, a week ago, which left one worker presumed dead and gifted the town with natural gas leaking into the air and a soon-to-be heavily contaminated groundwater supply. So they did what any responsible corporation would do, and offered the residents of Bobtown a gift certificate good for a free large pizza and two liter bottle of soda. Wonkette has the letter and gift certificate:

My question is, will Chevron be paying Bobtown Pizza for the pies and sodas, or did they just threaten to blow a gas vein under the pizzeria unless the owners played ball?

Author: DWD

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