President Obama did an interview with a comedian to promote the healthcare reform, and apparently destroyed the dignity of the Office of the President, so we can just strike Article II from the Constitution and call it a day because, oh boy, there’s no coming back from this. Let’s hear from the experts in presidential dignity (or “majesty,” I guess, even though, really, majesty?), David Gergen and Dan Senor (?!):
Unimaginable that Truman, Ike, JFK, Reagan would appear on Between Two Ferns. They carefully protected majesty of their office.
— David Gergen (@David_Gergen) March 12, 2014
— Dan Senor (@dansenor) March 11, 2014
So, going by these two guys, here’s the list of things that don’t wreck the dignity of the office:
- Lying the country into a war
- Torturing people
- Going to a birthday party while an entire American city is being destroyed in a hurricane and your disaster recovery efforts are being led by a man whose best qualification for the job is that he used to run a horse breeding association
- Nuking two cities
- Serial adultery
- Selling weapons to a hostile nation in order to illegally finance right wing human rights violators in Nicaragua
- Rigging low-income housing bids in favor of campaign donors
- Funding and training death squads in El Salvador
I’m sure I’m missing some, but what’s clear is that none of these is as damaging to presidential dignity as doing a comedic web interview. You’d never catch Vladimir Putin doing anything frivolous like this; he’s too busy being a man, wrestling bears, riding his horse with no shirt on and, um, where was I? Oh right, the interview, yeah, we might as well not even elect a president in 2016, since there’s no dignity left in the office anymore, and just let, like, the Speaker of the House run the country. That’s probably the only reasonable thing to do.