The little revolution that could(n’t)

In yet another blow against freedom, Kenyan Usurper Barack Obama used his dark magicks to make it rain in the DC area this morning, disrupting the plans of the tens of millions of hardcore patriots who were planning to overthrow the government over the weekend:

“It’s a very dismal turnout,” Jackie Milton, the head of Texans for Operation American Spring, told The Washington Times. “We were getting over two inches of rain [an] hour in parts of Virginia this morning. … Now it’s a nice sunny day. But this is a very poor turnout. It ain’t no millions. And it ain’t looking like there’s going to be millions. Hundreds is more like it.”

Raw Story, which has been following the movement closely, reported Friday that a live-stream of the day’s events was posted online, but that for at least part of the day the feed showed only a call-in show hosted by conservative broadcaster Mark Connors, “who said he was broadcasting from a tour bus about 10 miles away from the National Mall because he could not park any closer.”

The men and women of Operation American Spring love their country, and would sacrifice anything to restore it to greatness, but you can’t expect them to stand out in the rain for a couple of hours, you know? Let’s be realistic here.

Anyway, you know, it was still a totally imposing crowd of US Americans:

OK, everybody! Now let’s all march on the Sno-Cone vendor!

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