Right tosser of the day, innit?

It’s UKIP Grand Wizard village idiot party leader Nigel Farage: The Ukip leader, a prominent member of the campaign for Britain to leave the European Union, took aim at Obama ahead of the president’s visit to Britain next week, during which he is expected to express support for the remain camp. “Mercifully, this American president,… Continue reading Right tosser of the day, innit?

She seems nice

Carly Fiorina, the Guinness record holder among US presidential candidates for quickest trip from “you know, she might have a chance at winning this thing” to “who?” in the television era, whose campaign now subsists largely on Ted Cruz’s charity, has taken up a new vocation: accosting preschoolers. Carly Fiorina has been accused of “ambushing”… Continue reading She seems nice

Your PATRIOTIC AMERICAN GUIDE to pronouncing terrorist words like a REAL AMERICAN

Thanks to The Federalist’s M.G. Oprea for explaining to us all that people who try to properly pronounce foreign words of an Islamical derivation are clearly ISIS sleeper agents: You may have noticed something different in the way some people, including various presidential candidates, talk about Islam depending on whether they are Republicans or Democrats.… Continue reading Your PATRIOTIC AMERICAN GUIDE to pronouncing terrorist words like a REAL AMERICAN

An idea whose time has come

Credit where credit is due, Marco Rubio makes a great point here: Appearing on Fox & Friends, 2016 GOP presidential contender Marco Rubio hammered at Democrats for proposing additional gun control laws after the San Bernardino attack, adding that “the left” never talks about “bomb control.” Rubio voted against additional restrictions on gun possession on… Continue reading An idea whose time has come

“…and then there’s, um, alcohol, and algorithms, and Al Gore, and…”

The thing about Lindsey Graham is that he’s normally dumb enough that when he says a thing that could either be a bad joke or something extra dumb, you’re never sure which way to go with it. So it is with this gem of a quote: “Everything that starts with ‘Al’ in the Middle East… Continue reading “…and then there’s, um, alcohol, and algorithms, and Al Gore, and…”

“The toe bone connected to the heel bone, the heel bone connected to the foot bone…”

Is it possible that most Republican state legislators have never actually seen a woman before? BOISE, Idaho — An Idaho lawmaker received a brief lesson on female anatomy after asking if a woman can swallow a small camera for doctors to conduct a remote gynecological exam. The question Monday from Republican state Rep. Vito Barbieri… Continue reading “The toe bone connected to the heel bone, the heel bone connected to the foot bone…”

Free advice for Louie Gohmert

Congressman Gohmert: Big fan of your work, especially the part where you say incredibly stupid things, like, all the time. If I could offer just the teeniest critique of your otherwise excellent material, though, it would be this: your theory that the Obama administration has been infiltrated at the highest levels by the Muslim Brotherhood… Continue reading Free advice for Louie Gohmert